splits_thesky: (spn: jackles: are you shitting me????)

...I totally made this voicepost on Thursday evening. WTF, LJ, way to be timely about things!!
splits_thesky: (pooh: best bear in the world)
Oct. 26th, 2007 07:58 pm

Voice Post

splits_thesky: (bandom: saporta: throw yer fangs up)
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So, uh, I made a voicepost a couple hours ago, and apparently LJ randomly decided to make it private...?? idk. But anyway. I don't know how many (if any at all) of you have checked your flist between then and now, but if you did, and missed my voicepost, and now want to hear me sounding like I'm on SPEEEEEEEEEEEED (*Wilson finger-wiggle*), well, then, uh, here.

...Also, I can't open my string cheese. *tiny ineffectual fist of rage!*
Oct. 15th, 2007 02:34 pm

Voice Post

splits_thesky: (jonas: my big fat inappropriate crush)

ETA: HAHA it won't let me transcribe my voicepost, it says it's too long. So, here:

Hey guys...*laughs* Um, I don't really know why I'm making a voicepost, except for I'm, like, freaking out right now. Um, because, okay, I'll explain to you why. Um, because, this morning, I was really tired, because I didn't sleep - I mean, I slept last night, but I didn't really sleep that much, um, because it was Sunday night, and on Sunday nights I never really sleep that much, I don't know why. But anyway, so I was really tired this morning, so I drank a really big thing of coffee, which is always - I know I shouldn't do it, 'cause it just goes - like, really bad - with me, and I'll tell you in a second, but I did, and, um, now I'm like, freaking out. Uh, because - like, it's not like I didn't have breakfast or anything, I had a bagel, like, a big bagel, and bagels are, like, lots of carbs or whatever, or calories, or both, um, and, but then I had this really big thing of coffee, and coffee, when I have a really big thing of it, it always makes me really jittery - um, and so now I'm really freaking out. *laughs* Um, yeah, and, like, it's so weird. You can probably tell, because I think I'm talking really fast, um, but it doesn't even feel that fast to me. And, and, like, I really need to pee, too. You didn't need to know that, but I do. And also, like, my hands are, like, really shaky, and, um, I feel like - I don't know. Like, it's weird, like this is probably what you feel like when you're about to have a heart attack or something, but - more so. Um, uh, yeah. So, I like, this always happens when I drink coffee, like, a really big cup, and I know I shouldn't do it, but I did it, and - now - I'm freaking out. I've said that, like, five times now. But I really am.

Oh! Okay, also, I feel the need to share this with you, even though it's kind of embarassing, um, so last niiiiight, I had this dream where I, like - Mary - Mary Sue-d? Is that the verb form? - um, myself, into, or, with, uh, with, uh - hold on, I gotta cross the street. Okay, um, what was I saying? Oh, with the Jonas Brothers, which, I don't know how many of you know who I am? - uh, know who they are, sorry - uh, I made, like, a sort of half a post about them? They're, like, these litt- not little boys, they're like my age, and they're like, Disney Channel rockstars, and it's great. Um, aaaaaand, there's a truck here that's giving out free Rockstar energy drink, but I don't think I need any, because I'm, like, freaking out as it is. Oh yeah, anyway - so, hold on, as we pass the truck.

Okay, so, anyway, um, um, um, uh, yeah. So I had this dream, and, uuuuummmm, it was great. Actually, it was kind of really self-indulgent, because I was, like, BFFs with, um - I don't know any of their names yet, but the middle one, I was BFFs with him, and we, like, hung out a lot, and like, played video games, and, like, plotted to, like, throw water balloons at people, and it was pretty great. And then, um - *laughs* okay, first of all, let me just tell you this, that I think that everyone is allowed to have one completely inappropriate celebrity crush, and mine is the little Jonas brother. Um, *laughs* because, look, all my other celebrity crushes are, like, 30 or older. Or, not all of them, but they're all older than me. Every single one of them. Even, like, Spencer Smith, who's only a year older than me, he's still older than me, though. And so I think that I'm allowed to have, like, just one inappropriate celebrity crush. And, yeah, so it's the little Jonas brother. And, he's almost legal, guys - he's like, 15. Shut up, all of you, he's - he only has, like, three more years, okay? It's not that bad! *laughs* Um, so anyway, I felt the need to disclaim that, because in my dream, we were, like, boyfriend and girlfriend, and it was pretty great. And, um, um, then, like, the oldest one was, like, in love with me or something, and I was like, "omg, I have to break his heart". And, uh *laughs* - see, I told you the dream was really embarassing! - um, but, I don't know. Not like you guys haven't heard about me embarassing myself. Oh, and then I embarassed myself some more today, because I was, like, freaking out from the coffee, and stuff, and then I was walking up the stairs to class, and I almost fell down them, like, backwards, and then I - ran into a door. Like, full on ran into a door, um, because I was, like, freaking out, and, like, all my limbs were going, like, a mile a minute. And they still are.

Okay, and now I have to go to another class, um, which is Theater, and it's - I don't know why you needed to know that, but I need to go to Theater right now. And so I have to go! But, I hope that any of you who actually listened to this post, um, were - entertained, aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd I guess I'll talk to youuuuuu guys when I get back home, and then I will be on Livejournal even though I have to write two papers. Um, but you know, Livejournal is better than that. OKAYBYE! *insane giggle*
Oct. 19th, 2006 08:32 pm

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