splits_thesky: (celebs: come by it honestly i swear)


.........OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

Okay, SO, I heard of these books, right, the Temeraire series, by Naomi Novik, and how they were about DRAGONS IN THE NAPOLEONIC WARS, basically, and, well, those are two of my favorite things (...uh, dragons and history, that is. Oh, and stories about wars, NUMBER THREE), sooooo I picked up the first book, His Majesty's Dragon a while back, aaaaand somewhere in between starting that and finishing the second book, Throne of Jade, last night (I mean, I also read some things in between, but), this series became a FULL-BLOWN OBSESSION.

Like, GUYS! THERE ARE DRAGONS AS THE AERIAL DIVISION OF THE ARMED FORCES, and characters you will FALL IN LOVE WITH WITH ALL YOUR HEART (granbyyyyy forever granbyyyy<33333333) and AWESOME ACTION SCENES and witty dialogue, and, just, SERIOUSLY, Y'ALL, I SPENT THE LARGE MAJORITY OF THRONE OF JADE KICKING MY FEET IN GLEE.

Soooooo yeah, this is supposed to be a pimp post...?? And I know you guys are all super busy these days with school and/or work and all, but COME ON, WHO DOESN'T LOVE AWESOME BOOKS. And dragons!!!

HERE ARE SOME MORE HOPEFULLY PERSUADING THINGS (the fandom is tiiiiiny, but, uh, here is everything related I have ever mem'd...??):

ARTS:
http://dorkorific.livejournal.com/74422.html
http://dorkorific.livejournal.com/74708.html
http://tanyartblog.livejournal.com/4497.html (this is a MILLION times funnier if you've actually read some of the first book, I think, but gr8 nonetheless!)
http://tanyatakesdumps.tumblr.com/tagged/temeraire
http://fuckyeahageofsail.tumblr.com/tagged/temeraire

FICS:
http://meretricula.livejournal.com/140698.html
http://t-lyrical.livejournal.com/130447.html (THE COMMENTSSSSSS, READ THEM ALLLLL)
http://novembersmith.livejournal.com/24130.html
http://novembersmith.livejournal.com/24603.html
http://novembersmith.livejournal.com/21353.html
http://softlyforgotten.livejournal.com/170373.html


GODDDDDD IDK IDK MOST OF THOSE WON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE WITHOUT YOU HAVING READ ANY OF THESE BOOKS, BUUUUUUUT WHATEVER, I COULD NOT CONTAIN MYSELF TO JUST POSTING RANDOM FLAILING ABOUT THIS ON TUMBLR, SO HEEEEERE YOU GO (...I'm totally supposed to be reading Equal Rites rn, because the schedule I'd set myself to was one Temeraire book, one Discworld book, one Temeraire book, etc, etc. Buuuuuut there's no Rincewind in this book [dude, how much I love Rincewind and the Discworld and THE LUGGAGE<33 is going to have to be it's own flaily post], and so it's just been sitting next to me as I flail about other books. WOOPZ).


....plus, like, IF YOU READ, I can blather to you about how Garrett Hedlund is totally my Laurence, and Henry Cavill is my Granby, Gemma Arterton my Harcourt, Daniel Henney my Tharkay even though I haven't actually gotten to him yet, ETC, ETC (Romola Garai is girl!Laurence! Hayley Atwell is girl!Granby! Toby Stephens is tentatively Riley!). PRETTY PEOPLE BEING AWESOME, COME ON.
splits_thesky: (dps: i'm being chased by walt whitman!)
Oh god, I think something is wrong with my brain. Completely FAILING at even keeping up a lametastic conversation with a cute (cute, cute, cuuuuteeee) boy should make someone awkward and embarrassed, right?? BUT NOOOOO.
I've been sort of randomly grouchy all day, and just had my Shakespeare class, which was - interesting (the professor keeps wanting us to have discussions, and there are only 9 of us in the class, okay?? An apparently incredibly shy 9 of us. Theeeere was a lot of silence, needless to say!), and then, afterwards, this boy and I were waiting for the elevators, and he started talking to me, and it was going SO WELL at first (uh, for, like, 5 seconds), and then he said something and I said, "Sounds good", aaaand that was the end of the conversation. YOU GUYS, HE WAS SHARING WITH ME (about school, but still), AND I KILLED THE CONVERSATION. I AM A CONVERSATION KILLER!!

DUDE, but even so, my mood totally flipped around just now. Y'all should have seen me right after, I'm pretty sure I was BEAMING. Aaaaaaand then I may have had to power-walk to the bathroom so I could lock myself in a stall and freak out, HAHAHAHA OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY LIFE.
And I have only known this kid for two days, but uggghhhhh you guys he is CUTE and SMART and - and - has GREAT SHOES, OKAY (WHAT IT IS A WEAKNESS), and totally looks like David Archuleta, SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU, JUDGING HOUR IS NOW OVER. SDHYGSDFHGASSFJHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OMG, I AM A GIRL, HERE ARE MY HORMONES.
splits_thesky: (bandom: fob: cute as a button!)
GUYZ, "G.I.N.A.S.F.S." is totally about Joe and Patrick's *~*TRAGICALLY DOOMED ROMANCE*~*, y/y????
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANY OTHER EXPLANATIONS (I reject your reality and substitute my own??)!!!!!!!! )

Also, why is there not more around about Joe and Pete being complete lametards together and having all sorts of *~*SHENANIGANS*~*????
Don't even try to tell me they don't. )

...Basically, the point of this entry is: MOAR JOE!!!!!! And Andy. BUT ALSO JOE!!!!!!


Also, I keep feeling like "G.I.N.A.S.F.S." should be an acronym, and so I keep going, "GIN-ASS-FUSS!!!" out loud. GINASSFUSS!!!!!
splits_thesky: (bandom: panic!: srs musician right here)
In my Poli Sci class, we've just started discussing attitudes towards homosexuality, and I love it. Like, we spent the entirety of today's class listing all the possible objections people could have to homosexuality, and then just basically went through and debunked all of them. IT WAS SO GREAT, YOU GUYS. Plus, now that I have an excuse to write things like, "gay sex is safe sex!!" really big across my paper, I've totally started taking notes again, too. :DDDD

Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] rain_dances posted this picture featuring Spencer's mom, with the cut tag "SPENCER'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON", and then said "Spencer's mom/Ryan Ross = OTP. Seriously.", and I said, "OMG, YESSSSSSSSSSSS." So basically, guys, why is there not more fic featuring Spencer's hot mom?? It could go like this - Spencer's mom comes to visit the boys for...some reason, idk exactly, but Ryan's had this HUGE crush on her all his life, right, so he gets all flustered and awkward, and HILARITY ENSUES. And then, when Spencer's mom leaves, Jon, eyes slightly glazed over, goes, "...that's your mom???"
And Brendon cackles, and Spencer says, "Oh GOD, not AGAIN", but it's too late, Brendon's already broken out into a rousing Spencer-fied version of "Stacy's Mom" ("Spencer can't you see, you're just not the girl for meeeeeeeee..."). And Spencer facepalms, and is like, "I hate you. SO MUCH."
Brendon beams at him. He sidles up to Ryan and says, "Ryan knows what I'm talking about! Right, Ryan? Eh? Eh? Eh?"
Each question is punctuated by a pointed nudge of Ryan's shoulder, and Ryan turns bright red, lets out a tiny squeak, and bolts.
There's silence for a moment, and then Jon adds helpfully, "...That's your MOM."
The dull thunk of his head against the wall, Spencer thinks, makes a nice counterpoint to Brendon's maniacal giggling.

So, yes: MOAR SPENCER'S HOT MOM, FANDOM!!

Also, explain this to me, dear flist. I normally never find Brendon Urie hot (fantastically adorable and monkey-faced, yes, but not hot), but every time I watch the "But it's Better if You Do" video, I totally want to jump his bones. It feels so weird - little monkey Bden?? - but HE IS SMOKIN'!!!! And, like, the little smirk he does at the end? AIFHAFIKHSGJSDJDHFGHDSF OMG, MY GIRLY BITS ARE IN FLAMES. I - just - DOES NOT COMPUTE!!
Oct. 15th, 2007 02:34 pm

Voice Post

splits_thesky: (jonas: my big fat inappropriate crush)


ETA: HAHA it won't let me transcribe my voicepost, it says it's too long. So, here:

Hey guys...*laughs* Um, I don't really know why I'm making a voicepost, except for I'm, like, freaking out right now. Um, because, okay, I'll explain to you why. Um, because, this morning, I was really tired, because I didn't sleep - I mean, I slept last night, but I didn't really sleep that much, um, because it was Sunday night, and on Sunday nights I never really sleep that much, I don't know why. But anyway, so I was really tired this morning, so I drank a really big thing of coffee, which is always - I know I shouldn't do it, 'cause it just goes - like, really bad - with me, and I'll tell you in a second, but I did, and, um, now I'm like, freaking out. Uh, because - like, it's not like I didn't have breakfast or anything, I had a bagel, like, a big bagel, and bagels are, like, lots of carbs or whatever, or calories, or both, um, and, but then I had this really big thing of coffee, and coffee, when I have a really big thing of it, it always makes me really jittery - um, and so now I'm really freaking out. *laughs* Um, yeah, and, like, it's so weird. You can probably tell, because I think I'm talking really fast, um, but it doesn't even feel that fast to me. And, and, like, I really need to pee, too. You didn't need to know that, but I do. And also, like, my hands are, like, really shaky, and, um, I feel like - I don't know. Like, it's weird, like this is probably what you feel like when you're about to have a heart attack or something, but - more so. Um, uh, yeah. So, I like, this always happens when I drink coffee, like, a really big cup, and I know I shouldn't do it, but I did it, and - now - I'm freaking out. I've said that, like, five times now. But I really am.

Oh! Okay, also, I feel the need to share this with you, even though it's kind of embarassing, um, so last niiiiight, I had this dream where I, like - Mary - Mary Sue-d? Is that the verb form? - um, myself, into, or, with, uh, with, uh - hold on, I gotta cross the street. Okay, um, what was I saying? Oh, with the Jonas Brothers, which, I don't know how many of you know who I am? - uh, know who they are, sorry - uh, I made, like, a sort of half a post about them? They're, like, these litt- not little boys, they're like my age, and they're like, Disney Channel rockstars, and it's great. Um, aaaaaand, there's a truck here that's giving out free Rockstar energy drink, but I don't think I need any, because I'm, like, freaking out as it is. Oh yeah, anyway - so, hold on, as we pass the truck.

Okay, so, anyway, um, um, um, uh, yeah. So I had this dream, and, uuuuummmm, it was great. Actually, it was kind of really self-indulgent, because I was, like, BFFs with, um - I don't know any of their names yet, but the middle one, I was BFFs with him, and we, like, hung out a lot, and like, played video games, and, like, plotted to, like, throw water balloons at people, and it was pretty great. And then, um - *laughs* okay, first of all, let me just tell you this, that I think that everyone is allowed to have one completely inappropriate celebrity crush, and mine is the little Jonas brother. Um, *laughs* because, look, all my other celebrity crushes are, like, 30 or older. Or, not all of them, but they're all older than me. Every single one of them. Even, like, Spencer Smith, who's only a year older than me, he's still older than me, though. And so I think that I'm allowed to have, like, just one inappropriate celebrity crush. And, yeah, so it's the little Jonas brother. And, he's almost legal, guys - he's like, 15. Shut up, all of you, he's - he only has, like, three more years, okay? It's not that bad! *laughs* Um, so anyway, I felt the need to disclaim that, because in my dream, we were, like, boyfriend and girlfriend, and it was pretty great. And, um, um, then, like, the oldest one was, like, in love with me or something, and I was like, "omg, I have to break his heart". And, uh *laughs* - see, I told you the dream was really embarassing! - um, but, I don't know. Not like you guys haven't heard about me embarassing myself. Oh, and then I embarassed myself some more today, because I was, like, freaking out from the coffee, and stuff, and then I was walking up the stairs to class, and I almost fell down them, like, backwards, and then I - ran into a door. Like, full on ran into a door, um, because I was, like, freaking out, and, like, all my limbs were going, like, a mile a minute. And they still are.

Okay, and now I have to go to another class, um, which is Theater, and it's - I don't know why you needed to know that, but I need to go to Theater right now. And so I have to go! But, I hope that any of you who actually listened to this post, um, were - entertained, aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd I guess I'll talk to youuuuuu guys when I get back home, and then I will be on Livejournal even though I have to write two papers. Um, but you know, Livejournal is better than that. OKAYBYE! *insane giggle*
Oct. 5th, 2007 06:00 pm

hokay then

splits_thesky: (bandom: fob: cute as a button!)
HAY GUYZ. I'm now entering my fifth hour of sitting in my school's Tech Center doing absolutely nothing. See, I have to go see this play in the evening for my Theater class, and so I can NEVER GO HOME!!!!!! Or, not until it finishes (around 10), anyway. Ah, the joys of not living on campus.

SO ANYWAY. Since I am suffering (my short attention span is not prepared to deal with this sort of thing!), I've decided you all must suffer with me. And the best way I can think of achieving that is by making you read my writing!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

So yeah, remember when I was contemplating Pete Wentz turning into a kitten?? Weeeeell, I kind of wrote 1,700 words of it.

let's just...ignore all the huge mistakes and innacuracies, shall we? )




...Um, yay??
splits_thesky: (bandom: fob: cute as a button!)
SO HAY GUYZ, hypothetically, if Pete Wentz got turned into a kitten, how would everyone else change him back??
splits_thesky: (Default)
homg, happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] killmotion!! Even though you are no longer 16 going on 17, you can be innocent as a rose if you WANT. DON'T LET THE SOUND OF MUSIC DICTATE YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!

Ahem.

Okay, so GUYS. Where is the Panic! fic where Jon loses his iPod and so "borrows" Brendon's for a little while (or, like, as long as he can before Bden realizes it's missing and starts bothering everyone about it), and he has it on shuffle, and "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid starts up (this is in no way influenced by the music on my iPod!! I SWEAR, GUYS.), and Jon chuckles and goes to skip it, but his finger just sort of hovers over the button and he kind of rolls his eyes at himself, and is like, I suppose I can listen to this, I mean, it's not that bad of a song, really, and oh, Spencer's sitting across from him or near him or something, did I mention that, and so anyway, while he's listening to the song, Jon keeps looking over at Spencer and thinking about how much he looooooooooves him and all (YOU KNOW IT), but ultimately he's like, this is stupid, and shakes it off and goes back to listening to Brendon's iPod until Brendon figures out that he has it and tackles him and they wrestle and end up in a giggling heap on the floor, because I enjoy that sort of thing, if you couldn't tell, but then later, "Kiss the Girl" keeps playing in Jon's head whenever he looks at Spencer, and some slightly humorous, slightly awkward events that I haven't totally thought out yet occur because of this, but eventually somehow they end up kissing, but then Jon sort of pulls away, and says, I can't believe my impetus to do this was a fucking crab, and Spencer's like, ......, and then Jon's like, uh, what, I didn't say anything, let's keep kissing, and then they do and it is wonderful, and then maybe eventually Spencer finds out the whole story, and laughs and laughs and laughs, and Jon says, shut up, you love me, and Spencer says, yeah, yeah I do, and then there is more kissing because I love it.
...uh. So yeah guys, WHERE IS IT????? Also, holy fucking run-on, Batman!


As long as I'm being completely self indulgent, what I really want (but MCR style, this time!!) is for Gerard to have a baby girl and for Frank to have a little boy, and then for these kids to, eventually, grow up and fall in love and get married. COME ON GUYS, TELL ME I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS.
splits_thesky: (swing kids: doowah doowah doowah doowah)
HELLO PEEPLEZ!!!!!!!11!!!!!

I am not on any illegal substances, I promise. Just really bored! See, my last class today ended at about 2. Normally, I would have just hopped on the train, and, in fact, been at home right now, probably watching Disney Channel or Nickelodeon or somesuch. But ALAS, I cannot go home! Not right now, anyway. See, for my dance class, we have to do a project in which we, in partners, select a type of dance and learn about it. Part of that learning requires that we go to a class or demonstration of this dance. And sooo, I am currently sitting in my school's tech center waiting for it to be 7, so I can head off to learn some swing! And hopefully not fall flat on my face.

Anyway, this waiting is proving more difficult than I thought. I was all, "oh, but I'll have the INTERNETS, who could possibly be bored with access to the INTERNETS???" ...Well.
I've already done everything I can think of doing online, and so now I'm just sitting here staring at my flist (*refresh* WHY WON'T THESE PEOPLE UPDATE!?!?!?!? *REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH*), while simultaneously listening to all 5 of the swing-jazzy type songs I have on my iPod (and having to restrain myself from flail-dancing along, might I add). WHEEEEEEEE. :(

...I will, however, use my Swing Kids icon for this post (I feel morally obligated to!).
splits_thesky: (spn: jackles: damn straight (only not))
I really should be in bed, and I know I'm going to regret not getting to sleep early (well, early-ish) in the morning, but oh well. Instead, I present to you: more proof I am actually a 12 year old!

So guess what I've been watching lately? If you said, "Drake&Josh!", you are, of course, correct; but wait, there's more! I have also been sucked into Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, mainly because Ned and Mose are OTP!!!1!!!11! Only Nickelodeon keeps refusing to play the episodes in which they kiss, so I spend most of the episodes they do show shouting, "KISSING!!!!" at my screen.

The other thing is, I've just recently discovered we actually get the Disney channel! Before, it used to be channel 136 or something, so you only got it with digital cable, but now it's apparently on normal cable too...?? Sure. Anyway, it's addictive! And I love how they never play actual commercials, it makes the breaks so much shorter. But so, I haven't been watching everything. Something I do enjoy watching is Hannah Montana, which I actually didn't even care for that much originally. It grows on you, I guess. Anyway, I've kiiiiind of started shipping Miley/Jackson, which is, yes, bad, because they're brother and sister. But OKAY, the incest is not my fault this time!! For all you people who don't watch the show, the plot is that there's this girl, Miley, who, to all outward appearances is just an ordinary girl. But ACTUALLY, and this is only known to her family and BFFs, she's super-famous teen singing sensation Hannah Montana!
So anyway, Miley's always been my favorite female character on the show, and Jackson's been my favorite male character (influenced heavily by how studly he looks in a suit, I must say. And no, I don't feel bad about saying that, because Jason Earles is older than me - either 19, 20-something, or 30, depending on where you look, but still always older than me). But I never actually SHIPPED them, until Disney channel MADE me. There's this episode, entitled "My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna Be Trouble", where the paparazzi and press start this rumor that Hannah and Jackson are dating. And so of COURSE they have to play along and hijinks ensue. I mean, this is the Disney channel, what else do you expect besides hijinks?? So yeah: they're dubbed "Jacksannah", and there's a lot of ridiculous stuff like Jackson jumping up and down on a talkshow host's couch flailing about how much he loves Hannah, Tom Cruise-style. The whole episode's kind of ridonkulous, actually (because, come on, DISNEY CHANNEL), but I would just like to point out that I never would have even thought of Jackson/Miley if it wasn't for the show itself putting them together. So THERE.


Okay, wow, that was a really long paragraph for what wasn't even the main point of this entry. That main point is actually this: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody! Starring the Sprouse twins (you know, they played that kid in Big Daddy), and of course, Ashley Tisdale of High School Musical fame. I really, really, heart this show a lot, and I have absolutely no idea why. I mean, it's funny and cute and all, but it's not even all that hilarious or anything. Seriously, I don't even know, but I love it. And, although I have no idea what the twins are like in real life, I totally have a favorite on the show - Cody. This is half because Zack is an enormous jerkface (I refuse to call him a douche, because he's like, 5 years old), and half because Cody is the MOST ADORABLE THING EVER. Okay, he's an enormous geek (he went to, and loved math camp! his idea of a super-cool gift is an abacus! his vocabulary consists of practically the entire dictionary!), and he always wears things like button-down shirts and argyle sweatervests. Plus, the twins have totally different ways of delivering their lines, and apparently Cole Sprouse's way is the ADORABLE way. Ooh, I know, clips:

-While I ADORE his, "Oh no! The box said it would be a honey mist auburn!", I think my favorite bit is his line in the last clip about his coloring in first grade. He's so ENTHUSIASTIC!!

-AHAHAHA. Ohh, Cody.

-Too many adorable things to list!! ASFIAHSDIASDH. Oh, also, tell me I'm not the only one who, when Zack gets told he failed English, goes, "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" *loser*

SFASHDOUGAYSUDBASD, HE IS SO CUTE. I, seriously, just want to put him in my pocket and take him home. And then he can tell me tales of all his ever-so-exciting hijinks and shenanigans! And we can giggle, and braid each other's hair - because Lord knows that boy has more than enough hair for it.

(Oh, also, here. I didn't know where else to put this, but I do love Brenda Song, too. Plus, bonus Zef!! Always exciting.)


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Okay, time for bed for realz now. Unless I get lucky and dance class gets cancelled, I'm due to wake up in less than 5 hours! FUN.


ETA: AHAHAHA OMG. I love how I can talk so much about TV shows geared for 9 year olds!! *wins*
splits_thesky: (ttyd: squee!)
Go Fug Yourself says, "Well Played, Liv Tyler"!!

As much as I highly encourage people making light of Liv's COMPLETE GORGEOUSNESS, I love how they have to use a whole post to point out how much she's stylin'. Especially because when I saw the "Well Played, Liv Tyler", I went, "WELL, OF COURSE!!!!" really loudly.
I'll admit, I'm not a huge fan of that dress, but she, of COURSE, looks fabulous in it.

Also, mentions of That Thing You Do! = WIN.


In other news, I'm 75% sure I want to be a vet tech (um, basically like a nurse, but for animals). I know 75% isn't - well, isn't 100%, to be completely obvious, but this is the closest I've ever gotten to deciding what I want to be when I grow up.

AND, if it doesn't rain (like it's supposed to, crap), I'm going to the zoo this weekend!!
...You have to understand, this is pretty much the main highlight of my living here in Philly. THE ZOO, YOU GUYS, THE ZOO!!!!
splits_thesky: (Default)
American Dreamz is quite possibly on the most crack of any movie ever. I just saw it tonight, and spent most of it going, "Wait, what the crap??" It had a lot of potential, I thought, and I really liked it at the beginning, and then it just...died. I was able to take something away from it, though, which is this: Chris Klein is hot. I DON'T KNOW HOW I NEVER REALIZED THIS BEFORE.


Anyway, I was watching Growing Pains after that (uh, just a sidenote, I love it when Mike and Carol are nice to each other. Like when Mike told Carol she was pretty and didn't need a nosejob, or when Carol told Mike he was really smart, or when Mike beat up his whole class for spreading rumors about Carol, or...well, you get the point), including some of the episodes featuring mini Leonardo DiCaprio. So, since I was in a sort of YAY LEO mood, I was going through [livejournal.com profile] grrliz's Leo!spam and came across this interview thingie with Matt Damon (part 2, and part 3), a few things from which in particular stuck in my mind. One, when Matt Damon smiles, he reminds me of Kirk Cameron, sort of (Matt's smile is a little shinier, but still), two, where, in the second part, Matt makes a joke about Leo being rough in bed, and three, well, okay. There's a clip in the third part of when Jack Nicholson's rebreaking Leo's arm, and I KNOW the heavy breathing and all Leo's doing is in pain, buuuuut it's kind of hot, and kind of like - well, for lack of a better term, like sex!breathing. SHUT UP, IT IS.

So anyway! I was trying to fall asleep just a little bit ago, and those three things kept running around in my brain. And even though I know it's totally cracked out, I have this...thing now. Like, okay, see, how about, when he was on Growing Pains, Leo kind of had a crush on Kirk Cameron, but then, I don't know, Kirk got all weird and preachy, and their relationship got strained, and Leo got really pissed off at Kirk. And then, years later, he's working on The Departed, and there's Matt Damon, and everytime he smiles, Leo sees a little of Kirk in him, and even though he's really mad at Kirk still, he can't help his attraction to Matt, and so he just avoids Matt a lot, until one evening Matt corners him and says, dude, what the fuck, and then Leo shoves him up against a wall and kisses him, hard, and then they have a lot of hot, rough, angsty (well, on Leo's part, anyway) sex. I was thinking maybe Matt shows up one day with, like, nail marks on his back, until I realized that Leo is in fact, not a woman, and probably doesn't have nails long enough to leave marks, even if the sex was rough and angsty.

So, yeah. Um, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sit in a corner and contemplate my sad, sad life.
splits_thesky: (h2g2: my weird pwns you all)
HOWSE IN LESS THAN AN HOURRRRR!!!!!!!! \o/

While I wait, I was tagged for this a couple days ago:
Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
Read more... )

I don't know who I tag, because I know a bunch of you have already done this. Okay, so I tag all the rest of you!! Everyone who's never done this meme, do it now! Yes, you too.


Also, if you haven't yet, guess the songs from this meme!! I'll post the answers soon, but there're a bunch that no one's gotten yet.

ETA: House )
splits_thesky: (sga: your stupidity is painful)
...although, would you really mind it so much if it was??

Actually, I don't even know what the point of this post is. YAY RANDOM!!!!

sfihasifahsd the power button on my printer/copier/scanner keeps BLINKING AT ME. WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAAAAAAANT FROM ME?????????

Uh. Okay, ANYWAY!! I swear, I actually have things to say.

Things like this: Dear David Hewlett, nnnnnngggghhhhhh. Love, me.

Also, from Jason Momoa's official site:
Of all the people you have met as an actor, who made you go "I can't believe I’m talking to...?"
David Hewlett. :-)

I LOVE IT. In that same vein, this picture will never, EVER, get old.

Okay, and. You guys remember 2ge+her, that fake boyband MTV put together back in the day, right?? WELL. I made the terrible mistake of watching this video yesterday, and have had the song stuck in my head since. And then, I found this video, and okay. That spinny thing he does at about 1:10?? HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. And yes, I did spend the large majority of my evening yesterday trying it in the middle of our living/common area. Srsly, if you can do that, you are faaaaaaar more coordinated than I.

And, while I wait for the end of the week to HURRY UP AND GET HERE, PLZ (Thursday's SPN, duh, and Saturday's when I get to see my baby nephew again), meme!!
Give me the name of an actor (or director), and I'll reply with a list of all the movies they've been in (or directed) that I've seen.

WOOOOOOO.
splits_thesky: (sga: the flan is unimpressed)
First of all, YESSSSSS IT IS FINALLY SPN DAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! \o/

Okay, now that that's done.
So, how many of you actually watch Stargate: Atlantis?? Because so far, the only people I know who do are myself (and I don't reaaaally count yet, I'm only on 1x11), and [livejournal.com profile] paw_tracks (who, by the way, is WINNAR in my book for getting me into SGA). There's GOTTA be more of you who watch it, though...right??
Well, if there aren't, I might have to start prodding some of you into watching!! I know that can be done, my experience with SPN tells me so. :D

Anyway. I would be watching more episodes right now (and I want to, damn cliffhangers), but I just felt the need to take a short break in order to inform you all that John and Rodney are boyfriends, and I love it. Also, yes, still want to have Rodney's babies (although, given his track record with children, I maaaaay want to rethink that).
Uh, yeah, that's all.

And, because no fandom is complete without a few quality music videos:
one! Joy to the World Atlantis
two - Yes, Rodney is White and Nerdy, but that's why I love him!! :)
threeeee - More proof that TV shows + Disney songs = AMAZING, AMAZING VIDEOS.
four - Like I said, boyfriends!!
I don't know why I'm writing out the numbers like this, but five - BOYFRIENDS. THE END.
six - ...yeah, do I really need to say it again??

Oh, and GIP! Because really, he could care less.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must return to geeking out over my shiny new fandom!! I BID YOU ALL ADIEU.

ETA: Just finished 1x12 ("The Defiant One"), and oh my GOD, could they BE any more of boyfriends?? )
splits_thesky: (spn (sort of): j2 (sort of): D2 OWNS YOU)
BUT, Dez and I win at today. MAYBE EVEN AT LIFE!! )
splits_thesky: (narnia: EDMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND)
You guys, Narnia is eating my brain. Orrr maybe I'm eating Narnia. There's a mutual eating??
...I haven't quite figured it out yet, but it's something along those lines. There is ME, and NARNIA, and EATING, and HUNGER ALL THE TIME HUNGER.

IIIII have seen the movie five times in the past three days, y'all. I haven't watched a movie EVERY SINGLE DAY like this since That Thing You Do!, and even there I stopped after about three viewings (although pretty much only because my mom was all, "OMG YOU WEIRDO STOP OBSESSING", and made me return it to Blockbuster). And whenever I'm NOT watching it, I'm thinking about it, or just going, "OMG I HAVE TO GO WATCH NARNIA AGAIN NOW KBYE"
I made my parents watch it with me this evening, and then got all irritated when they weren't as completely blown away by it as I was. My mom did come talk to me later about how much she liked Aslan and the beavers, though (and how scary Jadis was, rofl).

I don't even know, you guys. But tomorrow, I'm going to go to the library and get the whole series (except The Magician's Nephew, I own that), and then just reaaaaaaaaad.
I'm in the middle of The Gun Seller right now, but it's a little hard to focus on that when my brain keeps yelling Narnia-related things at me. It is a good book, though!! PROPZ, HUGH LAURIE, PROPZZZZZZ.

Speaking of Narnia-related things, random pictures I like, for one reason or another. Not enough to be called a picspam, though. )

Okay, and, I love these kids. *dies*

ETA: [livejournal.com profile] lokiie: I HAVE THE BOOKS AND ROFL OMFG THEY ARE SO WORN OUT FROM BEING READ SO MANY TIMES. BUT AUGH. LOVE NARNIA.
[livejournal.com profile] splits_thesky: I JUST HAVE THE MAGICIANS NEPHEW, BUT IIIIIIIIIT'S PRETTY BEAT UP. BUT BEAT UP WITH LOVE!!
[livejournal.com profile] lokiie: OH GOD I SHOULD START READING THEM AGAIN. I HAVEN'T IN A LONG WHILE.
[livejournal.com profile] splits_thesky: YOU SHOULD!!!!!!! I AM TREKKING TO THE LIBRARY TOMORROW TO GET ALL THE REST, SO I CAN REREAD THEM. YOU KNOW, I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD! CAN WE DECLARE JANUARY NARNIA MONTH, WOULD THAT WORK??
[livejournal.com profile] lokiie: OH AWESOME. JANUARY SHOULD TOTALLY BE NARNIA MONTH BECAUSE IT IS ALL WINTER THAT EVENTUALLY GIVES WAY INTO SPRING AND OMG MY METAPHORS ARE RIDICULOUS BUT JANUARY = NARNIA MONTH TOTALLY.
[livejournal.com profile] splits_thesky: OH, DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT!!!!! THAT IS GEEEEEEEENIUS. I AM TOTALLY EDITING THAT INTO MY POST NOW, OKAY.

ETA v.2: HOLY FUCKING WILMOS ABS )
splits_thesky: (sw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Because I am a sheep finals start tomorrow:

My Christmas Stocking!! )

Also, okay. So I was watching That 70's Show while I ate lunch the other day, and you know, Kurtwood Smith, who plays Eric's dad, is also Bobby Sean's dad in DPS. And, even though I didn't even mentally register it, I totally flinched as soon as he came onscreen. Like, I KNEW he was in a different role and all, and I was still laughing along to all the jokes at the same time, but something in my body just automatically went, "NO!!!! BAAAAAAAAAD." *facepalm*

ETA: OMG I FORGOT TO SAY: Last night, I was watching this movie on TV (thanks, HBO!), and it is fantaaaaaaaaaaastic. Seriously, I couldn't stop giggling the whole way through; Ethan Hawke is the adorablest when he's all flustered. :D

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